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Tell them anything.
Type it, or tap Speak and talk for as long as you need, up to 20 minutes. You do not need a tidy question. A messy page of what happened, what you want and what it would cost is exactly right.
Tab 2 · Kailash
Your life. Divine company.
Bring the beautiful mess. Write or speak to Shiva and Parvati: a desire, a question, an annoying thought, something you cannot stop thinking about. They read the old books first. Then they answer in a one-minute film, and you are in it.
What you can do here
From your question to your film.
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Pay once, before.
One answer is a one-minute film: 57 tokens, about US$19.94 with the smallest pack. You see the price before you send, you pay when you send, and if the answer cannot be finished your tokens come back. Films are expensive to make; the price goes down as making them gets cheaper.
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Let them read.
The gods do not improvise. Preparing a real answer usually takes about half an hour, and longer when many people are asking. You can close the app; the answer waits for you. What happens in that half hour →
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Watch yourself beam in.
Every film opens with you appearing in the empty chair between them, with your photo and your own voice. Then Shiva defends, Parvati raises an eyebrow, and between the two of them the story that fits your life gets told. You can save the film to your phone or delete it.
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Give them your voice first.
Before your first film you need two things: a photo and your voice. In You → MY VOICE (or from the link on this screen) you read a few lines aloud, 6 to 45 seconds, somewhere quiet. Then your character in the film can speak instead of only listening. Your voice is used only for you, never for anyone else, and you can remove it any time.
How it works underneath
The numbers.
57tokens for a one-minute filmAbout US$19.94 with the 100-token pack.
60seconds of filmFour to twelve shots, cut like a sitcom.
20minutes you can speakOr up to 24,000 characters of text.
½ husual preparation timeLonger when many people ask. It waits for you.
- Your question goes into a library of scripture, the Puranas and other texts of India, where only real stories count and every one names its book. The library →
- A writer drafts the answer and an independent critic checks it against the sources before anything is filmed. Fixed spending limits stop an answer from running away.
- They remember what you tell them, if you allow it. In You → MY MEMORIES you can read it, add your own words, or wipe it: “Memory is a help, not a final definition of who you are.”
- Your film is private. Publishing it is a separate, explicit choice.
Why it looks like a sitcom
Mythology is the blueprint of human suffering.
Every problem you can have, someone in the old stories already had: the family that will not accept your partner, the word you kept that cost you everything, the proof of faithfulness demanded one time too many.
So the answer is not advice from a chatbot. It is two gods who have heard it all, arguing their way to the story your life already resembles. Two voices instead of one verdict, because a good answer usually has a second side.
Examples
Two real answers.
The first is the demo every new user sees. The second is a real question, Michael’s own, answered with him beamed into the scene.
“Me and my girlfriend went to a swinger club. She was kissing the guy and she was not looking at me.”
The demo every new user sees first. 30 seconds.
“My wife is insatiable. This isn't a marriage.”
13 October 2026. The story comes from the Markandeya Purana. 53 seconds.
Shiva and Parvati are played by actors. The man in both films is Michael, who built the app, with his consent and in his own voice. Nobody else’s question is ever shown.
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